NSFW: Bluetooth Buttplug Speaker Debuts At Winter NAMM Show
NAMM news so hot we couldn’t sit on it………
At the 2026 NAMM Show, the strangest thing we’ve seen this year has been the Groove Thing, a Bluetooth Buttplug speaker and sex toy.
Groove Thing founder Michael Weiss-Malik – described as “a lifelong passionate music lover, technologist, and pleasure seeker” – financed the initial production of the device via a Kickstarter project, but now is making it more broadly available.
The designers say that the Groove Thing is “like having a third ear.” In your butt.
The Groove Thing is made up of two main components: a standard Bluetooth stereo speaker, and a set of interchangeable wired vibrating resonators, which are designed to be “used internally”. This includes anal, vaginal, and clitoral options.
If you don’t like the provided options and want to use your own toy, a ‘BYOD’ Vac-U-Lock adapter is available as an optional add-on.
The official Groove Thing video preview:
They say that the prototype has been “tested in over 170 holes.”
If you’re interested in backend audio solutions or ass-istive listening technology, you can get a hands-on demo at the NAMM Show in the Music Innovation Hub.
If you’ve made it this far, let us know the song that you’d blast on the Groove Thing! Or just make everybody’s day with a snarky-ass comment!
